Random , bcoz im BORED

DAD: What can you do for my daughter? 

BF: I`d die for her! 

DAD: I don`t like you. 

BF: Why? 

DAD: I`m looking for someone who would live for her, not someone who would just die and leave her alone.

Gf: im so fat and ugly 

Bf: what did you just say? 

Gf: im fat and ugly Bf walks away.... Gf goes up to him later and says what did i do wrong? 

Bf: you lied about the most beautifull thing i see everyday ♥